Snow Wood Boarding School, Offices of Q&A

Jeff Andonuts here. Hallow’s Eve isn’t much of a holiday in Foggyland proper, but the students and faculty enjoy using it as an excuse to dress up.

Tony and I initially planned to go as Bohr and Einstein, respectively. Doctor Andonuts however took one look at me and thought his cloning devices were on the fritz again, them mistook me for an anonymous trick-or-treater and sent me on my way out of the lab with a packet of beef jerky stuffed in my pocket.

Tony luckily had backup costumes on hand. I don’t know what I’d do without him, really.

((Oh me, oh my! Oh, happy day!! Thank you all so, so much for following us!

George is the one who can actually draw, and since he’s away atm, you get a present from me. Here is a romantic date, where Jeff explains how the interaction between the Earth’s magnetic field and charged particles from the upper atmosphere produces the fantastic light displays well-known in upper-latitude areas such as Winters, and Tony is trying not to leap at him and suck his face off.))

Well, it’s a supposed to be solely for the winter holiday, but tipsy laird is really a wonderful treat! It’s similar to trifle, for those unfamiliar. Here, let me give you the recipe:

• pound cake, cut into thick slices
• fresh raspberries
• whisky
• custard sauce
• whipping cream
• toasted, flaked almonds

Line the bottom of the glass with the cake slices. Layer raspberries over the cake. Douse thoroughly with whisky. Spoon over a thick layer of custard. Finish with a thick layer of whipped cream. Decorate with raspberries and almonds.

Very simple, you see? Though I tend to omit the whisky when I’m making it at school — not only is Maxwell a complete arse about getting it to me even though we have an AGREEMENT (what’s a chef without cooking liquor!? maybe I should stop providing you with herbs for whatever ridiculous research you’re on about this current week!!), Jeff is a bit…sensitive when it comes to alcohol. One sniff and he’s out like a light. It’s adorable!! But it rather ruins the purpose of snacktime…

Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off.

(Source: cosmosextips)

Hmm. Well.

May the best man win, I suppose.

OOC

For the curious, here is a transcription of Tony’s hysterical babbling from the previous comic:

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WHY DIDN’T YOU EVER CALL OR WRITE ME I WAS WORRIED HALF TO DEATH AND I CALLED AND WROTE AND FRETTED AND INTERROGATED THE MONKEY AND THE LAKE CREATURE AND EVEN THE DAMNED GOATS AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT GOT ME?? EEK EEK AND BLUB BLUB AND MMMMEEEEEHHHH RESPECTIVELY! I GOT AN EVEN LESS COHERENT RESPONSE FROM YOUR FATHER!! AND WHY DID YOU TAKE SO LONG TO COME HOME THE PLACE HAS BEEN CALM FOR AGES SURELY YOUR QUEST FOR PLANETARY SALVATION HAS BEEN COMPLETED AND WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING AND I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD A MISSION BUT COULDN’T YOU HAVE EVEN STAYED A NIGHT OR TWO AFTER YOU SAVED ME FROM THAT HORRIBLE PLACE AND OH GOD I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT THE SOUND OF YOUR TINKERING THROUGH THE NIGHT AND I MISS OUR EVENING WALKS THROUGH THE FOREST AND EVERY TIME I SAW THE STARS I WOULD WISH AND PRAY THAT YOU WERE SAFE AND THAT YOU’D COME BACK TO ME AND NOW YOU’RE HERE AND WE CAN BE TOGETHER AGAIN I MEAN TOGETHER AS FRIENDS IF THAT’S THE ONLY THING YOU WANT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULDN’T EVER FORCE YOU INTO SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T WANT EVEN THOUGH I WANT IT SO BADLY I FEEL MY HEART CRUSHING ITSELF INTO A THOUSAND PIECES EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU EVEN IF YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME LIKE THAT I’LL SUFFER THAT PAIN EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE IF IT MEANS I CAN STAY BY YOUR SIDE AS YOUR FRIEND JEFF I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH I ONLY EVER WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY